Financial advice
I think we are probably all blessed enough to get some spam in our email inboxes. No matter how careful you think you are about giving out your address, the spam still seems to flow readily. Most of mine usually just filters right into a junk folder and I don't even have to bat an eye at it. However, there are times when I like to go into my spam folder to read a few of the emails, for entertainment purposes only, of course.

Lately, it seems I've been getting a lot of exciting stock tips, just like this one:

Now I don't know about you, but if I were investing my hard-earned money, I would certainly love to get my advice from such a carefully crafted and well-designed piece such as this. I'm sure a skilled graphics specialist toiled long, hard hours constructing the details of this email, making difficult decisions about the precise colors of each paintbrush dot, the crooked alignment of the text and the interesting placement of the giant ovals up in the corner. The color scheme alone is quite effective at gaining my trust in their company's financial expertise. All of those things combined give them a very polished and professional look, don't you think?

The copy that accompanies this brilliant graphic is also quite compelling. I've picked out a few of my favorite parts. Now try to follow along:

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It doesn't matter to me whether this company is selling water pipe insulation, bachelorette gag party items, stop-smoking products or energy drink vitamins. (Really, no matter how many times you read through it you will never be able to tell!) Aside from that minor little detail, I think it's a sound financial decision and just wanted to do you all a favor by sharing it with you.


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